48480
22 May 13 at 10 pm

thorjammer:

did i kill somebody with michelle obama and forget about it

(via 2cranez)

thorjammer:

did i kill somebody with michelle obama and forget about it

llnz:

what if in between every class period instead of a bell it was one of the hannah montana transitions like “oh oh yeah oh oh ooh wooahhh” and on the way to lunch its like “yeah YEAH” and to chemistry its “oh oh woah oh woah woah”

(via juliaa-guliaaa)

 16447
22 May 13 at 10 pm

(Source: tastys, via 2000ish)

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

(via kosovan)

witchpop:

you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly

(via kosovan)

 14561
22 May 13 at 9 pm

rapewhistled:

this is crazy

(via faceboored)

rapewhistled:

this is crazy

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport

(via garrett-gwilly)

vanillish:

i’ve seen things,unspeakable things

image

(via sodamnpop)

fasterfood:

gay couple: swaggers around walmart

evil middle age white woman: i bite my thumb at u

young child, possibly infant: i support gay marriage

gay couple: that kid gonna get hella notes on tumblr for that real quote

(via kosovan)

 14231
22 May 13 at 7 pm

(Source: salty-eyes, via kosovan)

radmarco:

the doctor told me I only have 6 months to live maybe 12 if I get enough likes on facebook

(via saisonrnarguerite)