did i kill somebody with michelle obama and forget about it
(via 2cranez)
llnz:
what if in between every class period instead of a bell it was one of the hannah montana transitions like “oh oh yeah oh oh ooh wooahhh” and on the way to lunch its like “yeah YEAH” and to chemistry its “oh oh woah oh woah woah”
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cute nicknames for your significant other:
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
(via garrett-gwilly)
gay couple: swaggers around walmart
evil middle age white woman: i bite my thumb at u
young child, possibly infant: i support gay marriage
gay couple: that kid gonna get hella notes on tumblr for that real quote
(via kosovan)
the doctor told me I only have 6 months to live maybe 12 if I get enough likes on facebook
(via saisonrnarguerite)